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Tis the night…the night Of the grave's delight And the warlocks are at their play Ye think that without The wild winds shout But no, it is they - it is they. ~Arthur Cleveland Coxe Hark! Hark to the wind! Tis the night, they say, When all souls come back from the far away The dead, forgotten this many a day! ~Virna Sheard It's Halloween!
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Funny One obvious option is to use a funny name for your inscription. Here are a few good ones that make use of puns and morbid humor. For more ideas along these lines, see our list of funny skeleton names. Mavis Stokes A frog in her throat caused her to croak Jan Morris the florist was never lazy Now she's busy pushing daises
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The Allure of Halloween Tombstone Sayings 1. A Haunting History. Halloween tombstone sayings are not merely a modern invention but have deep historical roots. It all began with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, where people believed the boundary between the living and the dead was blurred.
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Here lies good old Fred / A great big rock fell on his head. At peaceful rest lies Brother Claude / Planted here beneath this sod. Here lies Captain Culpepper Clyne / Allergic to dirt, so he's pickled in brine. He braved the sea and all her wrath but died on land while taking a bath.
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With all due respect to these people, we have compiled these epitaphs
"Here lies Jane Doe. She died of good intentions." 2. "RIP John Smith. We all knew he was dead but didn't know when." 3. "Here lies Mary Smith. She was a good wife, a great mother, and an even better friend. We all miss her dearly." 4. "Here lies Bill Jones. He was a great husband, a wonderful father, and an all-around great guy.
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Rest in Peace, till I join you. What did they put on Margaret Thatcher's tombstone? "Here Lies the Iron Lady. May she rust in peace" My buddy told me that 'on my tombstone when i go, just put death by rock and roll' which is pretty reckless I saw an ad for tombstones in the paper I thought this was the last thing I needed.
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Here is a lovely collection of varying Halloween tombstone sayings and epitaphs. These make lovely additions to your haunted graveyard displays, as well as various recipes. Haunted Halloween Tombstone Sayings Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery: Gil T Conscience V. Agra He wont get up anymore
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Halloween Sayings. Choose your favorite Halloween sayings from the list below. "Too cute to Spook!". "Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.". "Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.". "Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.". "Be scared, be very scared.". "Where there is no imagination there is no horror.".
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1. I finally had to admit: My mother-in-law's chicken is 'to die for'! 2. This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said, "Over my dead body!" 3. I'm finally skinny, maybe a little too skinny. 4. You don't need to pity me! You should've seen the other guy 5. What are you doing here? I requested a tomb with a view! 6.
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Darken the edges of the tombstones using a mix of oil-rubbed bronze, black, and dark gray spray paint. Add splatters of black paint with a paint brush. Write the tombstone sayings with a large poster marker. Protect the tombstone with clear spray gloss. Cut leather into strips.
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Halloween Tombstone Sayings. Every year, with a little Halloween magic, I transform a patch of my front yard into a ghostly cemetery, complete with fake tombstones and clever epitaphs. Skeletons erupt out of the soil like they are struggling to break free from their tombs. Body parts of zombies warn neighbors that in shallow graves below, the.
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"Witches be crazy." "Gone but not forgotten… just haunting." "Death is only the beginning." "I warned you I wasn't good with directions." "Trick or treat, smell my feet, now I haunt your dreams." "In loving memory of our dearly departed sanity." "Resting in the embrace of eternal darkness."
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Here lies Dracula…until dusk. Until then, you can contact his voicemail. Here lies Joe from Poplar Bluff. Died while chomping on a pizza puff. I don't want beer. I just hope I get laid in Hell. Here lies the body of Mark Neesom. Smothered to death by a busty threesome. If I wanted a dirtnap, I would've just gone to sleep in the desert.
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Tombstones can have just about anything written on them. Epitaphs are usually the best but not always. Sometimes just the good ole RIP is the "feel" that you are trying to convey. Some tombstones can be made to be either scary or a little comical. I usually try to mix it up. More fun to get your TOTs wondering.